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      07-29-2014, 11:39 AM   #28
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Originally Posted by NemesisX View Post
Worst mattress I've ever slept on was at the Imperial Palace in Las Vegas (now called "The Quad Resort and Casino"). It was lumpy and smelled like tobacco and it was probably covered with dry semen. And that's precisely why the room was $15/night (well, $25-$30 after I splurged on internet)
Back in 2006 I planned a Las Vegas getaway with my then g/f. Halfway into the getaway, I hear her whispering to her sister on her cell, so I ask, what is it you're whispering about? She says her sister says your b/f must be really cheap to take you to Vegas and book the stay at Circus Circus.

Needless to say 3 days after we got back she broke up with me, and I still have to pay child support to this day.
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