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      03-27-2015, 05:35 PM   #19
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Originally Posted by zeevette View Post
what in society makes a man willing to abandon his home, without a fight?
the fact that all women are crazy (some more than others) and you never know when, one night, you're having a good time with your lady, drinking a bit of sippy sippy, you know, thuggin, chillen, just kicken back wit your home boys, and you are getting kinda horny so you take your bitch up to your bedroom for some sexy sexy time, splatter on a bit of anal lube and ejaculate deep inside that hoe's large buttocks, then you and her fall asleep, and the next thing you know

CHHHHHTTT!!!

She slices your dick right off!

Next thing you know, you're in the hospital with several prostitutes playing monkey in the middle with your sliced off dick
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