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It's fathers day in my home country today and I had the pleasure of first getting the info from the spouse of what he needs and then finding a compromise.
" it would be great to have an other jacket" came out after a lot of work. Great, mall time. After an hour kids were getting hungry and I still had nothing, and then he tells me wool coat would be nice. Fine, wool it is. An other hour and "I don't think this material will suit Seattle weather." At this point I wanted to die.
" I guess I could get a leather jacket". Fourth hour going on.
5 minutes later he was happy with the jacket and looking at his shoes. 2 minutes after that he had shoes.
Men everywhere learn this: OPEN YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS AND WE CAN ALL GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THERE SOONER.
A thousand bucks later we got home and he says the color isn't perfect. He can go and shop by himself from now on. Never again. We are never I public together so why the hell did I even bother?!
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