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Originally Posted by els_86
So this is my second ticket in a month, real good luck over here. They are both "failure to obey traffic/control device" so they are no pointers.
The first one I deserved. This one however was pretty ridiculous.
So I;m on the turnpike and I pass someone doing 80 then see the cop stopped way ahead of me, so I out on the brakes and slowed to 65. He puts on his lights and pulls me over.
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: I think I temporarily was over the speed limit to pass someone.
Cop: Yes, how fast do you think you were going temporarily.
Me: It couldn't have been more than 80.
Cop: Yup, I got you at 80.
Now I am almost 100% sure he didn't clock me at all because I saw him way ahead of me and slowed down in time. He obviously saw me slowing down and decided to pull me over.
So he comes back and gives me a no point ticket.
Me: Come on officer, I just passed someone, that's all and I never speed.
Cop: You never speed? You are a liar because you just sped. Why are you lying to me?
Me: Are you serious? You are pretty mean officer.
Cop: What! I'm just doing my job. I just went to McDonalds and they charged me 5 bucks. Why did they do that? Because they are doing their job! How dare you call me mean. You broke the law, blah blah blah
Me: Just give me my ticker and stop wasting my time, I will see you in court. I have the best lawyer in Philadephia.
At that point I was just pissed.
I mean seriously though, I dont need a f-cking lecture from some cop. I sped for a few seconds to pass someone and this is what happens. I honestly just hate cops.
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Since I bought Peter, I've been pulled over 23 times. This is what I do, and they forget to even ask for a license.
When they walk to the car, I roll down a window and start singing what you gona do, what you gona do when they come for you...
Shirt gets pulled down a little.
I make sure I make them laugh, or feel like shit for picking me from the traffic, I'm always the only one doing speed limit since I hear them a mile away. It's always the same story, they stare at the car, look at me, go like holy shit that's a girl, and then they pull back and lights go off.
If nothing else works, I pull out my both licenses and the Finn one always gets me off. "Is it true you guys have to train and have a training license for two years before you get a full one?"
Whining in pointless. Buy a flashy car and they will get interested. You either face the music, get radar detector or shut up and play by the rules.