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      02-14-2008, 09:00 AM   #1
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2008 predictions

Obama gets assassinated as he is about to win the white house. Some red neck out of South Carolina pops him while he's at a rally because he doesn't want Barrack Hussein Obama (rhymes too much with osama), to be president.


Scientists discover another planet. WHO CARES!!!


This summer will be hot. It will be so hot, that the Predator (El Diablo cazador de hombres)will be sent to hunt humans in the Colombian jungles.


Bush keeps bluffing about Iran, and does nothing.


Britney Spears recovers (she stops faking she's crazy).


Researchers discover that a glass of red wine every day is good for the heart, but makes you an alcoholic.


OJ writes a book from jail called, "I did it sucka, I cut the bitch's throat and I enjoyed it" but says it's a fictional book that has nothing to do with reality.


OJ continues his search for Nicole's killer.


The Washing DC judge who sued a Korean dry cleaning store for $54million after they lost his pants decides to sue the Catholic Church for $1.6 billion because Jesus didn't answer his prayers.


I'll get a chick knocked up in 2008, and slip a RU-486 abortion pill in her coffee to flush the kid out.
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