Those long stories are always so funny... lol
Here is a fun interactive one...
Everyone go to this website: (you have to use Google Chrome or it may not work. If you don't you should GTFO anyway.)
http://www.sandkerwa.de/navlist/montag.html
Translate from German to English. I'll meet you at 6pm and we can see what it is all about...
This is the website for a fest in the town I live in here in Germany.