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Originally Posted by Litos
then there was this other shitbird pan-handler.
i was driving to lunch one day when i see this guy on the street holding a sign that says "faith" - aahh fuck it, i rolled my window down and gave him a dollar.
he then asks me "is this dollar blessed by God ??"
i said "i dunno, it can get you some food though".
he then asks me "so let me ask you - what do you think about gays and lesbians !?!?"
i said "well, frankly, they can be gay or lesbian if they want, i don't care either way".
he said "NO, THAT'S NOT GOD'S WAY - SO I CAN'T TAKE THIS DOLLAR FROM YOU !!!"
so there i was, wondering if i had seriously been trolled by a bum...
either way, he was the reason why i don't hand out any money anymore....
so to any houston bums/panhandlers reading e90post, go fuck your own unwashed asses because LITOS ain't handin out no more cash to any of you cheese dicks....
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"Bum Bump" - The bump that results from an unruly bum that decides to rub his/her god forsaken finger on the inner parts of your mouth and/or lips.
Cure: New lips.