There's only one way to settle this. To the Internet!....
March 4:
Florida Man Arrested for Throwing Cookie at Girlfriend
Florida Man Accused of Using Baby as Human Shield After traffic Stop
Texas Man Charged with Killing 12 Elderly Women
East Texas Man Charged with Stealing Neighbor's Valentine Gift from Mailbox
Based purely on the gravity of the situation, Texas takes this round. However, "Florida Man" is really all about the comedic insanity that is Florida and in that case I think Florida edges out Texas for March 4. Cleary we need more data.
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