what are they for?
when staying at a hotel or motel or a thirty dollar i-waited-until-the-last-minute-to-book-a-room-for-a-big-event-and-now-have-to-shower-with-my-socks-on kind of motel, you're making a serious gamble on whether there'd be clean sheets or free hbo waiting for you. But one thing you can bet your nads on is that there will be a big brown humming box on every floor that, like masturbating in the snow, will shake and make all sorts of loud anticipatory noises only to shoot out a few ice cubes. Who the hell uses these things? You can go to bed without checking your email, tossing and turning between four different pillows, kicking ferociously to loosen the impossible tuck of three different sheets, but you can't go eight hours without ice?
seriously, do any of you guys use the hotel ice machines? If so, what for? If it wasn't there would you miss it?
