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Originally Posted by Lups
Because of this thread I know never to date an American, or let my kiddos do that. I swear bacon is your catnip. 
A friend came over earlier, and I was making breads stuffed with bacon, eggs, salad and cheese. Poor devil was drooling so bad, his girlfriend ended up with the instructions just to get married.  |
Us Americans are very prideful of our heavily greasy meats and unhealthy foods. Bacon is the core of our culture.
Bacon is......, bacon. Let that sink in for a moment, close your eyes, and visualize.