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Originally Posted by Billup
I'm the loudest eater in the world. Everyone tells me. Just livin' muh life, eatin' muh food, enjoying the shit out of it. Granted I chew with my mouth closed, I still chomp it down to the nitty gritty with these powerful Tyrannosaurus jaws.
Also, Americans are relatively stone age. We prefer finger food. Eating utensils are for the educated and high class.
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I remember going out on a date with this American bloke almost ten years ago (back home), and I remember thinking to myself that there is no way I will ever do this again. I think I ended the night with the lovely words "I certainly hope you enjoy Finland, but no way will I be the one showing it to you". After that I called my best friend and told him that I will never even go to America.
Something went wrong in my life.