I think if you were pulled over while high and the cop already has the tendency to harass you, you will not be calm. Can't you two think of any other solution besides smoking marijuana? OP when I get really pissed off, I compare myself to my brother who openly gets angry/physical very easily. I think about how I don't want to grow up like him, possibly beating wife/children due to anger problems. So when i am calming myself it isn't I need to fucking chill the fuck out. It is, for the sake of my future and my children I need to teach myself to be calm now, so I learn to be calm in the future. It's all about the mindset. However, from personal experience when I am pulled over for a cop, i'm already willing to bend over backwards and so far it has worked in my favor.
"Son, are you retarded? You need a front license plate in the commonwealth of Virginia"
"Yes sir, I am very retarded sir, I will get on that as soon as possible sir (this isn't in a sarcastic tone or anything)
"Haha, well do you have any crazy infractions or citations I should know about?
"No, sir, I am a safe driver"
"Alright well have a nice day"
Happened yesterday at the airport