[Uber V8]

Originally Posted by wrickem

My first job out of college and I worked for a large corporation that had a tyrant for a CEO. He made Adolf Hitler look like a really nice guy.

One morning walking down an empty long hallway I see him coming in the opposite direction and no doors for me to duck into.

He looked straight at me and said "good morning Rick, how are you" . I almost shit a kitten that he said good morning and he knew my name! My reply was: "Good morning Mr. White, fine, Yabba-doo".