Went to the Dr. He walked in with a nice looking intern female. He decides he needs to probe my stomach for some reason, then asks out loud "Your intestine feels really hard, are you constipated?" I answered No and when I managed to get the courage to look up at the intern she was beet red. I never did ask her name.
I remember walking in the store with my pregnant SO, turning down an aisle and seeing the last ex. "Oh, we don't need anything more from here, lets go to the checkout line."
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