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Originally Posted by mylydiamy
Thanks.
I called 6-7 lawyers and none of them offered free conculatation. Only 2 of them offer "complimentary" conculatation : fee becomes part of your retainer if you decide to go with him.
No offence to anyone one but I am beginning to think that there are not much difference between lawyers and thieves excepth lawyer do it legally
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Finding a good lawyer is about as hard as finding a good wife.
A blind snake meets a blind rabbit. To figure out what kind of creature it has come across, the snake coils itself around the rabbit. "You're warm and fluffy, you have long ears, strong hind legs and a cold, twitching nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!"
"Right," says the rabbit. "Now let me try to feel what you are." The rabbit cuddles up next to the snake. "You're cold, you're slimy, and you have a forked tongue," the rabbit says. "You must be a lawyer!"