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1-Open browser
2-Go to craigslist
3-Buy a few antipersonell landmines
4-Buy a sign that says
WARNING
Landmines
Keep out
Poop at Own Risk
5-See if he ignores the sign(owner not the dog, lulz)
6-If pooping continues, Place land mines
7-Get a lawyer
8-If the dog does not weigh enough to trip landmine, Invite Neihbor over to "check out the diamond ring that is in the dogs shit" (lie about diamond ring)
9-Leave on vacation as if nothing happed.
10-Return, Enjoy a bloodstained, cratered, and poopless lawn.
GL
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I aint got time for all that "proper" grammar nonsense.
ROLL TIDE!
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